Comedian Tim Conway tees off as diminutive golf expert Derk Dorf, who, with the help of his clueless caddy (Vincent Schiavelli), demonstrates his hilarious approach to the game -- which includes tucked-in elbows, driving straight and finding the 19th hole. Dorf also passes along other ridiculous tips for succeeding on the fairway, aided by the lovely but high-maintenance Boom Boom La Rue (Michele Smith).