Victor Pivert (Louis De Funes) is a loving man -- as long as the object of his affection is Caucasian, French and Catholic. When it comes to foreigners, Victor is as bigoted as they come. So it's poetic justice when, on the day of his daughter's wedding, Victor bumbles across a group of Arab revolutionaries and is forced to go into hiding -- as a rabbi. &NFi;Oy vey!&NFi_;