Disheartened when his godson moves away, gay artist Paul (Peter Paige) visits the local playground hoping to develop a substitute friendship with the neighborhood children -- until a paranoid mom makes him the town target in this hysterical comedy of errors. Threatened by the presence of this lurking man without a child, Maggie Butler (Kathy Najimy) leads a flock of frenzied parents in a revolt against poor, harmless Paul.